Cords, Fabric of Champignons!

The best trousers for discerning gentlemen. Finally, a thread especially for Corduroys…

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Spelling pedant in 3, 2 … :smile:

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Clearly only one shop for this:

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Much want for the fetching burgundy pair… :heart_eyes::star_struck::heart_eyes::star_struck::heart_eyes:

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Bordeaux and Yellow for me :heart_eyes:

Although Purple may also be calling.

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Corduroy Suit

Corduroy nonce

32 flavors of Fuck

Dr. Cunties choice

The cunt that keeps on cunting

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Just ordered an orange corduroy shirt…

…but am absolutely spoiled for choice with red corduroy trews, so far it’s between these three:


^as I am basically this shape, these would be supercomfy^


^Stretch cargos^


^My personal faves^

SQUEEEE!!! It’s SO exciting having all this choice!

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Shirts get a pass.

I am inexplicably deflated by this news…

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How come you’ve held back on the AA mascot til now?

Cometh the hour: cometh The Man :ok_hand:

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In fairness, this guy is truly ridiculous. Second only to that cunt “Kirby Allison” who seems to walk like he’s just been violently buggered.

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No cords sadly, but someone does need to shoot this ponce!

If you get to the end of this, arrest yourself

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I refuse to even get to the start!

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I’m torn by this thread… Just the other day I was reminiscing about some comfy Cords I once had and thinking I should get back in the game…

… Then I realised Gucci make these and now I’m conflicted

You should be convicted

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Perhaps you have the measure of this?
There are those less fortunate but they may recover through exposure therapy? I’m starting to wish for Corduroy dress code at Lopwell. Spilled meat fat and the flammable nature of cords might serve as sufficient consequence for the un-afflicted to think twice.

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Why do you call cords flammable?

Good ones are cotton and definitely won’t burn easily!

Their occupants however….