Love those!
This is so 'toir - you fuckers buy £200 Japanese knives by the dozen, spend hours honing them sharper than razors, and then instead of buying real saucisson sec and cutting luscious transparent slices to melt on your tongues, you buy these literal ‘Bastides’ bitesized abominations… 
Daft cunts the lot of yer.
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Yes, because cutting tiny slices whilst driving the car is such a reasonable activity.
Because eating while driving is such a reasonable activity.
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This is nothing more than pretentious food snobbery. You know life isn’t binary, it is possible to enjoy many differing things.
I like the slightly drier/chewier ends of saucisson and these are just a packet full of them. It’s the burnt ends of saucisson, little bundles of chewy bliss 
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Enjoy things?
What fresh madness is this? 
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I bought some sultanas today and all the dried fruit was in Xmas packaging 
They’ll be out of date by Christmas.
I ate most of them with a G&T this evening.
Cheesy footballs rule. I won’t be taking questions at this time.
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