Christ, Simon Jones-style inswinging Yorkers now 
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Roy’s going to get a ton for sure, the gods are with him.
Turning into a proper battle
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It’s going to get gripping I think! 
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Roy’s audition for Test opener?
Roy looks worried 
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Less so than me, I’m sure!
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Shot sir
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Gone
Fuck it.
Been riding our luck from the start
Wait, did we review that?
You can’t say England were unlucky tbh
No, umpires checking it carried
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NZ bowling a very good length
Right, my mum has given me £20 and sent me to the pub because I have been a good boy and done her shopping without moaning about missing the cricket. I walk in and what’s the first thing I see? Roy being goaded into a silly shot and being caught out. Great.
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This could be the difference. England just have more boundaries in them.
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Go back and ask for another £20 as compensation
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It would be nice if they would see off these two without losing another though