I’m feeling the fucking rage about this vile concoction. Either enjoy a croissant or a donut.
This is just rong:
A fucking disgrace!!!
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True.
But the article’s mostly about the demise of cooking programmes on the TV. Good. Honestly I won’t miss them. If I want to know how to cook, or clean, or open a parcel, or tie my shoelaces using only my left hand (I did, in something of a hurry, once) then Youtube is the place for me. If I want to sit down and concentrate for an hour and have my eyes opened and my life enriched then that might need an organisation which can report objectively from China or film under thousands of feet of water or get Mark Rylance, Claire Foy and Mark Gatiss in front of the same camera, and that’s not going to be some Gen Z ‘standing and stirring’ in their mum’s kitchen. I’m afraid cookery on the telly filled a good deal of time because it was inexpensive. And it looked like it. That said, I did once see Albert Roux (might have been Michel) being interviewed while making sugar roses and that was really impressive.
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In the final analysis I can take no issue with the Cronut. It is not a Doughnut or a croissant it is an amalgam, as is it’s name. Unlike mince pies with no lid making them a tart and therefor a cunt. A custard filled Cronut is a fine thing - Try before you cry.
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I love 'em. No complaints here.
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If this fills you with fury wait until you find out about the croissandwich.
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When you were party to, and defended the injection of cream into mince pies, you lost all credibility, and the right to comment on any confection.
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Our kids like em’, Lidl finest….
I shall have these banned in Belgium. 
You are confused Sir - The author played no part in the insemination of the pie and took a rather dim view (Whilst mildly admiring the gall.) For future reference please take note of the facts and perhaps re-focus on fish tickling, an undertaking I appreciate takes up most of your perverse reveries.
Observe if you will the fondling, see how the Kingfisher looks on in disgust. A rum pastime…KENT is wrong. Always.
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Just went through the xmas '24 mince pie thread, looking for evidence against @Ruprecht . I lost interest, mainly because I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s absolutely hilarious 
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I accept your apology
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,…..but not the fish tinkering.
Apology. Pffft
One key word. Pate. That’s all you need.
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Pitty, Chewibois re-activate their regressive cromagnon gnawings.
Q: Do you wipe your ass with a twig or suck moss for moisture?
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If not, why do you insist in the upkeep of other primative / inferior behaviours?
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If so Stronzi has an old kennel he’d like to sell.
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