Fear not. The mind garden remains an oasis of fecundity.
Sail across the picturesque and temperate North Sea & bask in the joys of PROG BINGO - Toot Toot all aboard HMS Prog
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A. Prog. Disco 
With all the staccato rhythms and strange time signatures, that should be fun…
Late at night and after a couple of discrete sherrys…
Guide to prog prance Vol: 1
conjure image sil vous plait:
1 - Nymph leaping from cave to planet to mushroom top whilst mystically waving hands and spasmodically squatting for effect.
2 - Tap-dancing on a wizards nose whilst playing air Mellotron
3 - Rolly pollys interspersed with imaginary cape swishing a la portly matador
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Those strides don’t look comfortable. I can’t imagine any tailor would actually cut them purposefully like that, which means that he probably requested them to be made that way. Unless part of the thing is to show the bull what you’ve got. In which case that would definitely be a losing battle! Ridiculous whichever way you look at it…
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Lycra™️ and pair of socks 
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Viewed via the tailor scope this is most insightful. Taking a mildly alternate view i think it’s questionable to antagonize a rampaging bull - If I ever felt the compulsion to perform such lunacy I believe I would like to defiantly display my bollox just before things get gougey and I’m thrown into orbit.
Strangely Stronzetto seems keen
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