Curious incident of the fish in the night time

Odd, I don’t see much resemblance

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mink

Mink slole the fish ?

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Going on a poo hunt

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No poo found. I’m told that the crime scene had poo but inexplicably my assistant failed to sniff it before clearing up.

There was no trace of fish left in the garden, most of them were small but one decent sized grass carp was taken see photo

Personally I’m amazed that nobody has resurrected that tarka dhal joke yet.

End-of-the-pier cunt.

He’ll be back for that from the size of him.

Too late.

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Looks like Minky boy thwarted Spider Man too! For £4.99 and a snorkel, I’m happy to submerge Stronzetto for a couple of days… he wrestles stoats for fun so I guess he could take this bastard down?

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Chupacabra, definitely.

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Just googled it … “goat sucker”

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Had expert opinion that it was an otter, the video is much clearer but I can’t work out how to upload it.

Create a youtube channel and embed from there.

Oh ye of little faith :wink:

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Maybe it’s a hybrid - an oink?

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So is the urban otter a thing now, like the urban fox? Scavenging a living from ornamental ponds in back gardens? Did it stray from its habitat and then go from pond to pond like some kind of Lutrinae Burt Lancaster in The Swimmer? Where does it live?

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Ottery St Mary, or Holt.

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Where (& how far) is the nearest river?

In recent years I have learned two secrets thanks to AA. Namely: Brownies and otters are organised ass holes.

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