And for hilarity, the boys have acquired me a free t-shirt. In size Large. I suspect it would look like a very fetching crop top on me.
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I will be inflicting regular updates on you all. Not for your entertainment, but to reduce my boredom levels and hopefully stave off the urge to throw myself under a moving vehicle.
And the fucking fucking van offering out free sausages just drove straight past us but then parked up a mile away down the road. Cunts.
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Looks like a nice day for it. Donāt forget, the top guns go off last
(Surely thereās a Cave nearby with an array of local produce to sample)
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Annoyingly Iām the only one who can drive. Tora still on fentanyl which isnāt an ideal driving stimulant.
Wait, is there an official Israel team competing? I might be in the news later for knocking cunts off bicycles.
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There is. Chris Froome is now officially relegated to Uber Cunt for racing for them.
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Just donāt get shirty with Andre Greipel heās built like a brick shit house.
God what a screamingly pointless pile of shite that all was
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Unbelievable some of these e.g. Pogacar averaging 21km/h up Mont Ventoux (8.1%)
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Jealous. Your indifference makes me even more so. I may place my TDF bucket hat on now to alleviate the sun.
Tat, my arse.
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Now that Iām back on planet earth (and back on my anti-depressants, I forgot to take them that morning and that was a major mistake) I will say there was one significant positive. Iād never actually listened to Tour de France by Kraftwerk before, but itās an absolute banger and will get plenty of playing in the future.
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Fantastic watching the Tour going through the Louvre
Cock
Wout Van Aert fabulous - Cavās lead out didnāt quite work out, but there you are, great tour.
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He was boxed.
You could see he kicked and had no where to go.
Leadout burnt too early.
Okay, Tours tough but how about this
National 24hr champs this weekend, Caroline who rides with us gave it a shot on a standard road bike. She turns 60 this year. The following simply doesnāt compute, chapeau 
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Thatās amazing - both the distance and the average speed
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