"Discobot"


#1

What utter spazmongling fucktard came-up with that endlessly irritating shit? Seriously - fuck-off!


#2

LOL, you will suffer the fluffy “new user” experience like every other gimp.


#3

I only logged-on to ask some stupid noob-style question and then fuck-off again, since when I’ve been politely attention-span-raped, moaned about it, replied to a dead thread AND forgotten what the original fucking question was!!!:poop:


#4

Attention seeking whore


#5

Stating the blindingly bloody obvious…


#6

You look hot


#7

Not after I finished with her.

Bit worn now.


#8

Folds are pretty moist TBH.


#9

Now… about this fucking landing page…


#10

They will be


#11

You are going to need breathing apparatus and some kind of hardened exoskeleton, but your face is going to be sat on laddy :+1:


#12

#13

I’ll just pinch my nose


#14

I weigh 47 stone and can only leave bed using specialist lifting apparatus - I’m sure you’re a Big Strong Boy (well, your Grindr profile says so), but you may want to scale-up your prep for this…


#15

Now I’m damp


#16

Funnily-enough, I am too. Always something leaking or oozing under a fold somewhere…

If I give you a bucket of hot Jeyes Fluid and a yard brush would you mind giving some of my spare arses and backbreasts a going over once your custard-chucker’s sicked its muck up?

Ta


#17

Backbreast :heart_eyes: