What utter spazmongling fucktard came-up with that endlessly irritating shit? Seriously - fuck-off!
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LOL, you will suffer the fluffy “new user” experience like every other gimp.
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I only logged-on to ask some stupid noob-style question and then fuck-off again, since when I’ve been politely attention-span-raped, moaned about it, replied to a dead thread AND forgotten what the original fucking question was!!!
Attention seeking whore
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Stating the blindingly bloody obvious…
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You look hot
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Not after I finished with her.
Bit worn now.
Folds are pretty moist TBH.
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Now… about this fucking landing page…
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They will be
You are going to need breathing apparatus and some kind of hardened exoskeleton, but your face is going to be sat on laddy 
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I’ll just pinch my nose
I weigh 47 stone and can only leave bed using specialist lifting apparatus - I’m sure you’re a Big Strong Boy (well, your Grindr profile says so), but you may want to scale-up your prep for this…
Now I’m damp
Funnily-enough, I am too. Always something leaking or oozing under a fold somewhere…
If I give you a bucket of hot Jeyes Fluid and a yard brush would you mind giving some of my spare arses and backbreasts a going over once your custard-chucker’s sicked its muck up?
Ta
Backbreast 