Ha ha, she doesn’t exactly look sorry about it. More “Yeah, whatever, it was worth whatever you’re not going to do about it”
She’s got you sussed already mate.
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She had that moment of panic when she realised she had been busted and then out came the innocent ‘what?’ sassy face.
And yes, she has. Yet another female has me under their thumb FFS.
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Ruby is the same, they all are.
I am the one who does nearly everything for her from walkies to food, playing and treats, but she absolutely knows Claire is boss, and virtually ignores me when she’s around, wants to go in the same room as her, gets excited when she gets home etc, etc. Little fucking traitor.
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Barley and James this afternoon 
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He’s in good shape Bob, not the rampant overweight specimen that many owners seem to parade. Nice dog.
Thanks, I keep him active and only give him very small treats and a large carrot each day (for his teeth and it fills them up a bit). He gets walked 1.5 hours a day, usually with a swim somewhere.
I use Costco premium branded food (2 x 1/2 cups a day) as he seems to thrive on it.
Labs are just dustbins if you let them be.
He is my second one.
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Claire and the kids are out tonight, so I planned a bloke dinner, a lá @A_Touch_of_Cloth.
I left my dinner on the side to cool down for a few minutes (actually, to go for a piss) , then returned to find a big fat Nothing in it’s place, well apart from the oven chips.
So, who ate all my pie?
Notice the fear in the mangy cur’s eyes as she cowers from the punishment she knows she is due…
Little cunt.
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And she’ll repay that punishment in the morning with a big sloppy 
Lets face it, she’s done you a favour:wink:
Punishment? What bloody punishment. I’d never hit her, she knows I’m not @malbec.
If I locked her out she’d just bark at full, neighbours calling RSPCA, volume until I gave in (about 5 minutes ).
She’s pretty much untouchable, and she knows it
So, she has been exiled to the comfy chair, and she’d better fucking well learn her lesson, or else.
FML.
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She’ll be needing a couple of Rennies quickly. I was riddled with the indigestion all night after my Bentos.
I think you’re only supposed to have one at a time…
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We can leave anything out and the dogs would never touch it unless we give it to them.
Barley eats his dinner immediately. Basil eats half and leaves the rest for the morning. Barley eats all the food surrounding Basil’s bowl but won’t touch the rest.
Funny buggers Collies!
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À la 
FML.
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