Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

[murrayjohnson]

[pbg]

I bet more republicans than democrats died too…

[browellm]

oooof.

[Professor_Chaos]

@BobC

for a time traveler then it would have to be one of the Doctors.

Tom Baker. Scarves instead of MAGA hats

[BobC]

3 percent swing voters, all others were decided. Miniscule margins a reflection of the complete polarisation of society.

[stu]

Just been busted by the twitter feds

[Ruprecht]

Dick flicks?

[stu]

An old favourite

If I call you a cunt twitter can ban me, if I think you’re a cunt they cant
So for that reason, I think you’re a cunt

Never worked with police in the 70s,and didn’t work today, need to revisit my armoury

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

"The President just issued the following statement: - "

[Ruprecht]

@stu

need to revisit my armoury

Not wishing a psychic split or anything but a Shakespearean alter ego would allow for some rather pithy retorts.

Shakespeare Insults

[Tons_of_fun]

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions;

Lindsey Graham (LindseyGrahamSC)

[stu]

Looking forward to tonight’s efforts which includes pence doing nothing

[gthang]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, you’re my hero.

[Professor_Chaos]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - You're still here? It's Over. Go Home. Go.

[stu]

Personally I’d like to see pence treat tonight like he is hosting the Oscars.

Maybe have a piano wheeled into the house, and bang out a couple of sinatra classics between votes. Followed by the grand opening of the envelope

[Ruprecht]

I hope America can begin to heal. Mr. MWS’s cousin Shaft and his arrogant mustache are awaiting visas

Tantric Sex Guru Answers Your Questions

[stu]

I will be running a tantric sex workshop at lopwell with a bean bag

[SteadySteve]

All that poncing about!
Just get on the cock love!

[browellm]