Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

Just in case Kim doesn’t know

38.8977° N, 77.0365° W

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Doesn’t need that. Their missiles are fitted with TSW*

tangerine seeking warheads*

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Anyone thinking Trump would get a “warm” welcome from piss-bottle-chucking liberty-loving Brits presumably missed the whole Brexit thing and the growing lurch to the right currently underway.

Oh, and then there’s the whole police-state thing - as a local example, a large slaughterhouse in nearby Spalding is picketed from time to time by up to 4 old ladies with placards - never seen more than that, after all, it’s Lincolnshire, we LOVE eating pigs.

The minimum police contingent required to keep the peace at this towering threat to capitalism?

6 - 10 officers, all day, every day. Seen them with my own eyes.

Can you imagine what it would be like for a Trump visit? Kettling, fleets of broken skulls, mass-arrests, comms black-outs, terrorism alerts, whole boroughs off-limits…

You don’t have civil rights any more, you can’t protest this stuff. Once net neutrality is ended (where Amurka leads we slavishly follow), you won’t even be able to whine about it on here.

Yay! “Democracy”!

Fuck 'em - I’ll still be out on the street protesting against the filthy bastard, some things need to be done.

Besides it’d probably be the most excitment I’ll have had in years. :joy:

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It would be interesting if, say, 250,000 people descended on wherever the misshapen, pig-faced fuck does visit in the UK.

That’s a bit harder to police.

We can but dream - tho’ the last time there were properly large mass-protests (2nd Gulf war) - at least 4 rallies in excess of 100,000 and one that may have attracted as many as a million people - they were barely reported and may as well not have happened for all the effect they had - Bliar lied, people died, and to this day he has barely even been censured!

What little democracy we’ve ever had is utterly dead - we’re run by a corporate oligarchy that appears to have Vladmir Putin at its tiller.

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I was thinking more of some World War Z type scenario with thousands of people climbing all over each other to get their teeth and claws into fresh (orange) meat.

edit: remember, Tony Bliar was made a Middle-East peace envoy. Cunt.

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I can fap to this image, but I can’t really believe in it, sadly… :frowning:

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I genuinely don’t think assassination or civil unrest are the answer to Trumpypoo et al.
A surge in positive manipulation of social media (actual facts) Well organized demonstrations / million man march etc would help if there was a centralized and well funded (Not the Democrats or antifa) organization capable and willing to orchestrate celebrities / experts / PR / music stunts with real traction and news values. “Russia-backed Facebook posts ‘reached 126m Americans’ during US election” (Guardian) Hints at some of the manipulative methods that need to be countered to level the playing field.

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Potential botulism right there :tired_face:

The trouble with Trump followers and Brexit ones,is that they are following them blindly.

Doesn’t matter how much of a case you put up,they won’t budge.

It really is bordering on a religion for many.

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It also needs people to eschew traditional forms of media. The press, television etc are all complicit in the obfuscation of facts and the propagation of propaganda.

If he lands on these 'ere shores maybe we could have something along the lines of the million man march but instead have the million man wank and everyone wearing Trump masks - bet that would get reported :+1:

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Troo dat. A quietly spoken and seemingly intelligent colleague this evening akchurly bleated the nonsensical, “We want are country back” :roll_eyes:

When I asked him, “Why ? Where’s it been ?”

He called me a Remainer as if was an insult. He was mortified when I burst into uncontrolled laughter.

It’s quite likely he’ll not speak to me for a while. So a win-win then :grinning:

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True but air time can be bought and social media can be positively manipulated. I rather wish Geldof took a stand and put on an ‘Anti Orange aid’. More celebrities, religious leaders, global companies speaking out, in short more opinion formers consistently orchestrated backed up with truth and a fuck off budget.

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Maybe Trump will get caught in a gust of wind and carried off in a massive spunk bubble to somewhere very far away?

I can’t see a visit happening,he will either be gone,or May will drag it out til he is gone.

Could see it could be a massive problem for the police,as i’d expect loads of right wing supporters would turn up.

Only way i could see it happening,is in secret.

My mother proudly stated that she had voted Brexit.

I asked her if she was thinking about her grandchildren when she marked the ballot paper.

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There’s a flaw in your otherwise excellent plan. When everywhere you look there’s a man in a Trump mask desperately trying to wank to save our way of life, how do you get it up? The only person turned on by Trump’s face is Trump.