A lot of that is simply that fat is a lot less dense than muscle. Trump is a fat bastard, and those athletes are packing serious muscle mass.
What’s more amusing is the fact that he is definitely not 6’3" when you see photos of him standing next to a wide range of people at a similar listed height.
^This.
One has to view Trump in his golf attire to truly appreciate what a “magnificent” physical specimen he is.
His suits have so much padding in the shoulders to hide his gut that it looks like he’s wearing one of those getups David Byrne used to wear on stage . . .
Lied about his weight, lied about his cognitive ability and IQ, lied about the Russian involvement in the election, lied about his glove size, etc etc. Basically he’s a fat lying fuckpig, which we all knew anyway.
Unbelievable but true, given that these days a nuclear attack is much less likely to be a global exchange (in which case you might well have been better off dead).
Realistically it’ll be a nutter with just one or at worst a few bombs - Kim Jong Un, or some crazed Russian in charge of a single base, or some extremist who’s put together a one-off weapon in an ISO container using bits nicked from the Pakistanis. So society won’t collapse and help will eventually come.
The civilian death tolls at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which were chosen carefully to deliver maximum casualty figures to maximise the psychological impact, have been estimated at 20-35% (Hiroshima) and 15-30% (Nagasaki). So very roughly speaking, out of every 6 people 4 or 5 survived. And they had zero warning.
Unless we’re dealing with a massive nuclear exchange with Russia — or, say, a serious attack from China — help will come. The closer you are to the blast, the more time it will take to safely transport serious aid, but your survival is far more in your hands than you think.
Trump in a golf cart, throwing kitchen rolls at people.