Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

Should we tell him that curare applied topically is good for baldness and ear injuries, and will improve golf strokes ?

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Oh my fucking god, those live “cabinet meetings”. A room full of simps trying to outcompete each other in seeing how far they can get their tongues up a 78 year old man’s arse

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The participants should be made to watch the videos - seeing themselves acting like that might make them think a little…

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Most of them are so far gone and/or stupid I doubt it would bother them.
Rubio is the only I can actually picture waking up with screaming night terrors.

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Tru dat - it’s really not clear that they are any good at thinking at all :grimacing:

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After Canada, it looks like he’s worked his magic in Australia too. :smiley:

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The leader of the opposition has lost his seat

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Most popular American dictator in the history of the world! Ever!! Bigly!!!

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As a general rule I disapprove of election interference by foreign governments, but sometimes it doesn’t work out too badly :grin:.

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Rubio is still a cunt

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We are all off to Alcatraz for disrespecting the Trump.

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Without looking it up I’m sure Alcatraz would’ve been closed because it was expensive to run, falling to bits and insecure. But Donny’s seen it in films and thinks it’s the meanest, baddest place so wants to put the worst people as close to San Francisco as possible.

All performative as usual as are his plans to put tariffs on non US made films. He hasn’t really thought through what constitutes a non US made film. Actors? Crew? Studio location? Production company? Source of finance?

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Presumably getting this.