To nick a quote that is doing the rounds on the socials:
The shart of the deal.
His hands are too large.
His idea of greatness is
Donalds gone recluse again, expect he’s hatching some devious deed to take the heat off his inadequacies.
Trying to fid some make-up to cover his growing bruises.
Strangely I was thinking exactly the same yesterday. Either he’s plotting or his blood transfusions are taking longer.
Pam Bondi really needs to smile more 
He disappears every month for a few days and comes back with the IV bruises. He’s receiving treatment for his dementia. The constant MRIs and cognitive tests are to track the deterioration of his frontal lobe and the progression of his dementia
No doubt he will pass all tests and respond to any treatments in the most successful manner in history, America has Superman at the helm, why should the world tremble.
“My dementia is the best dementia, it’s the GREATEST dementia the world has even seen. Nobody does dementia better than me, FACT. You know, I was speaking to Vladimir yesterday, he’s a great guy and a tremendous leader and he told me my dementia is more beautiful than his”
Perfick 
I did this one during his previous term - still can’t quite believe the urine-soaked old tosser got back in again…
So, who else thinks Maduro is going to be led out any day now to make a statement that Venezuela interfered in the 2020 US Presidential election, in exchange for having drug trafficking charges dropped?
Rotting in prison for the rest of your life, or a fine and no more than a 5 year prison sentence?
Just keel over you orange piece of shit
As likely a scenario as any other. Or it might have been that “evil woman” (©️ Trump, 2019ish, but he subsequently denied ever meeting her) G. Maxwell.
Of course, Venezuelans hacking Canadian voting machines in a US election does have a certain ring to it!
When Bush senior (#41) was president and the understanding of what CFCs were doing to the Ozone layer (which eventually led to the Montreal protocol) was getting a lot of publicity, he was anti any regulation of CFCs.
His advice was to buy shares in pharma companies that made sunscreen.
CFC’s = Dollars