Inverted colon stuffed with cheap sausage.
Boris Johnson wannabe
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
Putin’s butt plug
You could always trust a gypsy to have a decent put down. One of my favourites was always “mothers lips”
The only way out of this is sadly going to be a civil war which will have repercussions everywhere.
It’s almost like China/Putin planned it
Orange County is in California, Orange Cunty is in Florida.
He was right on one count: 6’ 3" around the gunt, but he’d be pushing it to get down to 215
Edit: is perjury actually a thing in their “justice system”?
Further edit: hopefully, by the end of the year, he’ll be the the bitch of B-wing and be able to fit a beach ball all the way up his fake-tanned, saggy, wrinkled, sorry-ass.
215kg is probably closer
Whole load of stuff on twitter showing Trump next to known sportsmen
Trump suporters defense is “Yebut muscle is heavier than fat”
Another @unclepuncle creative dinner?