Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

Ubergruppenturbocunt.

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Inverted colon stuffed with cheap sausage.

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Boris Johnson wannabe

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Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.

Putin’s butt plug

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You could always trust a gypsy to have a decent put down. One of my favourites was always “mothers lips”

The only way out of this is sadly going to be a civil war which will have repercussions everywhere.

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It’s almost like China/Putin planned it

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Sam just sent me this🤣

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Orange County is in California, Orange Cunty is in Florida.

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He was right on one count: 6’ 3" around the gunt, but he’d be pushing it to get down to 215
Edit: is perjury actually a thing in their “justice system”?
Further edit: hopefully, by the end of the year, he’ll be the the bitch of B-wing and be able to fit a beach ball all the way up his fake-tanned, saggy, wrinkled, sorry-ass.

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215kg is probably closer

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Stronzi

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Whole load of stuff on twitter showing Trump next to known sportsmen

Trump suporters defense is “Yebut muscle is heavier than fat” :grinning:

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Another @unclepuncle creative dinner?

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