Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

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In the Colorado capitol they’ve got portraits of all the US presidents, paid for by public donations. Apparently no one has donated any money for the current president yet so a local artist helped out:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjDblbpVsAEHexS?format=jpg

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Is there anything that Trump touches that isn’t ruined ?

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This appropriately described the symptoms experienced by those who are a ‘tad’ upset with their president.
Also known as FIB for ‘Fox Invented Bullshit’…
Ain’t the ‘diagnosis culture’ great? I wonder if it is covered by TrumpCare…?

It’s OK Trumps Daddy will soothe her

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This is an incredible plane. It’s stealth—you can’t see it. So when I talk to even people from the other side, they’re trying to order our plane. They like the fact that you can’t see it. I said, “How would it do in battle with your plane?” They say, “Well we have one problem—we can’t see your plane.” That’s a big problem. Stealth, super stealth. The best in the world. We make the best military equipment in the world. Also, remember this: jobs.

Headcase-in-chief on the F35.

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Quite a business opportunity though.

Once the invoice was settled and they ask for the planes, you could just point to an empty runway and… you know the rest

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Advert playing for the upcoming Florida governor election:

Can they be done for child cruelty?

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