Sirs!
In order to keep this toilet clean of ads and online, it’s time to get in touch with your spirit of generosity.
Everybody knows you have: Amazing / God awful / Strange Curios you would like to donate so please PM me. Please Do Not post your generous donations here as it will Ruin the surprise.
A separate post for raffle tickets will be forthcoming.
Oh no, that would not do at all. It shall be, a surprise, out of the blue. A delightfully cold dish, but not that cold…
I’ll have root about in the back of my van!.
Got to be something I can send that will put a smile on someone’s face.
Luxury bucket?
Maybe it should be like secret santa, everyone puts a tenner in, and gives the shittiest item that even the local dump/charity shop has knocked back to the chosen recipient
The tickets need to be fought over and coveted due to the high likelihood of striking gold.
Would a 20th century audiophile PCI soundcard be the right tone for a donation? 
Not now you have reveled it.
Please to PM all generous offers.
:Please no hifi related stuff, - who needs that?
My inbox is pregnant with anticipation…
I keep thinking it’s got to be bad, but not that bad. Then I remember Boamigo.
Like good food the aim is for the prizes to be: ‘Salty’ ‘Sweet’ and ‘Sour’ in terms of winners pleasure
There has to be some decent stuff otherwise we might as well say “everyone donate £7.50” and not bother.
Are you suggesting that it is comprehensively fucked and full to overflowing?
Wait, were there ‘sweet’ things last time? I have no memory of that.
This Raffle is 'New and Improved" so far as there are fuck all prizes currently due to portlyman indifference.
I’m sure you are doing wonders for this year’s raffle uptake.
BUZZING
