Embarrassing food you know is shit but still secretly crave

So near and yet so much fail… :persevere:

Replace the tomato sauce with hot English mustard and you have all the win.

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Stewart’s enquiry

That’s just a cheese and onion sandwich :sandwich:

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:roll_eyes:

The ketchup just ruins it.

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RUINS

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This

THIS!!!

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Indeed. Ketchup is only for putting on things you don’t like the taste of.

Apart from hot dogs, that’s the only exception IMO.

Cheese on toast and hotdogs.

I saw this in yesterday’s Eye and I confess I thought immediately of @anon14766838 :grin:

VB

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Tomato ketchup sandwich. White bread, of course. Maybe not Marlon’s inch thick filling, but much more than a smear.

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The acidity in ketchup makes it an ideal mechanism to balance out any sort of overly fatty dish. Obviously a decent home made ketchup is an insanely different (and superior) proposition to Heinz or other even less reputable options.

Disreputable ketchup? Is that a thing?


Nobody?

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Tripe was served as a delicacy on the bar of the Prince of Wales in Newcastle West End in the 70’s. Don’t see it nowadays :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:

My dad loved it and was always cooking it at home, it stunk the house out :face_vomiting:

Cannot find an image of it but a standard pie shape but with a very cheap " beef" (euphemism in is biggest form) burger and also beans inside it. Hand made in the local pie shop by a very cranky red haired and bearded Scotsman. Manna to a struggling articled clerk to whom this was a one a week treat for lunch rather than the daily one corned beef sandwich, HP brown sauce was essential.
It was 1979 and I was working for an ave. 30p an hour with a 70 hour week as common practice.

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Somebody always takes it too far…

ftfy

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Luxury :face_with_raised_eyebrow: