Always worth another look:
I prefer this one from Susie:
A reminder that an âultracrepidarianâ (1800s) is someone who delivers their opinion on subjects they know nothing whatsoever about. Someone ânod-craftyâ (1600s) will nod along with an air of great wisdom when they actually stopped listening an hour ago.
â Susie Dent (@susie_dent) 6 April 2018
Seems appropriate for this forum
ErrâŚ
Oh when did you do that!?!?
Shows how carefully I read your posts then
Or my tag. Or anything.
I miss the days when all we had to do to entertain ourselves is call each other cunts and disparage each otherâs learning disabilities using taboo names.
My favourite definition of hircinous was ârank smelling - like a goatâ
Applied to lots at Scalford.
was
I would like a new tag please, preferably involving âfuttocksâ.
How about this
I would settle for âCrambazzled Futtocksâ in place of my current âUrinal Cakeâ, thatâs for sure.
Did I really just type that?
Is it sad to admit, even as a sprog, I loved Call My Bluff - although you wouldnât believe it listening to me speak
Was he not the original drummer from Jethro Tull ?
Schoolboy error - never let the mods know theyâre irritating twats - itâs all they live for, and I for one hate to see them happy.
What did you do to be awarded that epithet? I dread to think.
Donât get me wrong, the provenance of the Urinal Cake is well founded, and reflects my true genius.
Edit: I seem to remember someone praised all cake. I cited an exception, by which I am now branded.
Can Rogerâs Profanisaurus be included in this thread pleeeeeeeeeeease