Eurovision 2018 Low-lights and live commentary

you could buy up Uncle Bens with the winnings

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Have you voted? No.

My wife has just come home unexpectedly early and has caught me hurriedly trying to change the channel.

She is convinced I have been watching a porn film not thinking she was coming back. I’m not going to tell her the truth

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And why are Australia in this?

In which Tanto Tempo is too exciting.

Ooooh, Portugese Dignitas Trio

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There is only 30 minutes to kill, there isn’t going to be prog.

Ziggy has voted and now he is bored

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Ruby has got over her operatic fright and has succumbed to the deadly dullness.

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Narelle fell asleep during Bulgaria’s entry. She has now awoken to top up her glass of wine and watch the collation of the votes :+1:

Kids have unscheduled sleep-over so we have been for a cheeky curry and have missed the show! Who’s winning? :grinning:

Your jackets have been plastered all over the place mate. Your effort for Waylon was sublime…

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Louise is still asleep. Although she awake briefly during the Cyprus song, and announced them as the winner

I’ve voted for Hungary

Ooooo Natalia Onuka :heart_eyes:

Here we go…

UK looking good

Good old Mel

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