Straya’s entrant is less than disappointing…
He/She is a sexually ambivalent, vegan, lefty wokester.
The better choice would have been the Progsters that are Voyager…
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Rolf Harris has been released now, and isn’t busy.
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As ever, I will be watching in the vain hope that a single point is scored our usual shit entry.
But, as everyone knows, Ukraine will piss it this year
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I haz the sad.
To little boys?
Two ?
Nope
The knotted rope is ripe in brine
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Semi finals. Loving it 
Ukraine, obviously, will piss it this year
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Norway a big hit with our grandchildren with such memorable lyrics as ’ before he eats my grandma, give that wolf a banana’, how can it fail and ‘is that saliva or blood dripping off your chin’ a deffo winner.
Will the scrutiny of portly follows focus on this cesspool live this evening?
#Absofuckinglutely
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I may drop into this thread to sneer condescendingly from time to time, but otherwise will ignore the sorry mess as usual. It is impossible to do the Eurovision unless one is comprehensively blotto or chemically altered, or preferably both. I shall be beached upon the rocky reefs of sobriety unfortunately.
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You are always on chemicals, of some kind, aren’t you?
Beer has been drunk. Whisky is to be dispensed.
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#Absofuckinglutelynot
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Nope. Makes me glad I have some slides to prepare
AA.
I am forced to ask.
Do you even party?