It’s here on test. It does have 12 sockets though so it’s a very reasonable £791.25 a socket 
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Well it does have a “Schumann Resonance Generator” according to their website which will please @Ruprecht
Built in Schumann - Yield to the mighty waves!
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Tom Waits Step Right Up comes to mind. “Wins you elections, Gives you erections…”
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Also need to factor in the value of that gloriously large meter on the front.
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Been thinking about putting tangerine bags all over my cables for a while - Nice to see a co has picked up on this game-changing tweak
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So long as your cables also cost £8,000, I suspect you’ll be able to afford this premium addition.
I want one for my £100 class d amp and then daisy chain it off a few ikea extension cables
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If I can be bothered I’m going to try it on my printer before it goes back.
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Nanoquantumlsynergistic.
Auto clamp mechanism, floating liquid platter - linear tracking with a laser…
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Doubt there will be much change out of £500 for that
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Want water platter god damn it all !
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There was a time when large rotating optical assemblies (I can’t remember now whether they were very large telescope mirrors or lighthouse reflectors) were floated on pools of mercury. This meant the ‘bearing’ was constrained to be level, so you could only rotate about a vertical axis, but as long as you could live with that constraint you could achieve near frictionless motion and, sometimes more importantly, essentially ‘stictionless’ motion if you wanted to move the object just a tiny amount.
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Seems I was a bit out. Around £80,000
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Back in the late 80’s early 90’s I’d usually go to the HiFi Show held in Paris at the Sofitel each year. For 2 or 3 years in a row a company was demonstrating a high mass turntable whose platter was suspended by a mercury bath possibly with a layer of oil on top. We definitely saw them a couple of times & there was a noticeable deterioration in the appearance of the people displaying it the last time we saw them.
A quick Google found it
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Made my day - The added peril of Mercury really was the clincher - Where do I buy?
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It could be remotely sited in a concrete bunker with a juke box type tech to feed it. Clean room techniques could be applied. NBC suit for any servicing required. Then there’s cables…
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