Fake Manufacturers Straplines

Nordost - because you’re a fucking idiot

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Front loaded horns: she’s half your age, tattooed and pierced, smokes, swears and parties all night. But… there is no but.

Trilogy - for the two of you

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Quad - comes in pairs

Rega - makes pretty game gear with mega drive.

Realistic - ally, no

Burmester - look at you!

Sony - proprietary is better

MQA - something nobody ever needed

Dolby - just hiss off

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