Fast and pretty things

Focus. Mate has one. S’posed to be one of the ultimate driver cars.

But it’s front wheel drive…

Do the stabilisers drop down from some hidden compartment?

They are attached to my testicles, its deters from riding too hard.

That would make sense

No, it’s not and that’s why I’m considering it to replace my Classic Subaru Impreza Turbo.

Hot hatches are for cunts. Get a proper car or some dismal dross like what I did.

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We mostly like cunts though, so?
Yes, wife will also drive it, so there’s the circle completed.

There’s cunts and there’s cunts.

Get a Honda Jazz and spend time reflecting on where your life went wrong.

FTFY

Now, JDM Jazz, youff stuff there and it’s a crying shame Honda UK hasn’t ever brought the better Jazzes here.

But, ffs, it’s not a shopping car.
It also says, “Please nick me”, to any half awake member of her maje’s BIB.

Have you got a Burberry baseball cap?

George getting down in Malaysia :sunglasses:

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bikes are a necessary evil, where else am i going to get my replacement organs from. just don;t be one of those cunt bikers that think that they can overtake with a 100m gap in oncoming traffic.

Hot hatches are ok for the younguns - late 20’s before you settle down and get a gut. after that the driver is a bit of a sad twat. Get a nice MPV or SUV and then the traditional porker MLC mobile when you hit late 40’s.

A bike in one’s fifty’s, it’s the way to go. Am really looking forward to the "Oi Oi grandad " comments.

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Get the fuck out of the way then

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It’s my side of the road and your arse that’s going to be the last thing that goes through your mind when you hit me so YOU fucking get out of the way.

Cagers:/

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