Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[MrKettle]

Should be here, no?

The shit that does merit its own thread

My five year old daughter did a fucking massive shit yesterday. It’s hard to guess the exact length, partly due to the refractive nature of water, but about 10cm stuck above the water and easily 25cm below. It was so majestic that I decided to look up large intestine sizes for kids, and hers is likely to be 73cm long, so basically she shat out half her colon. It’s equivalent to an adult doing an 80cm turd. It was a proud father day, for sure.