Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[MJ2]

Bet that stumped her !

[MGOwner]

[pmac]

[pbg]

Nicking that

[MGOwner]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Tons_of_fun]

[murrayjohnson]

[Gyroscope]

[malbec]

[2a3]

[B2T]

Another 2020 edition.

[Rob998]

LOL! They should make that!

[Rob998]

Community Chest:

You have received a furlough payment of £2500

Chance:

You have drunkenly bought, unseen, a clapped out camper van for staycations from eBay: £5000. Advance to Don’t Drive Anywhere.

[malbec]

Needs a Barnard Castle square

[pbg]

That’s the ‘get out of jail free’ card though isn’t it?

[Waxy]

You have won second prize in a beauty competition…

[Gyroscope]

@Rob998

Advance to Don’t Drive Anywhere

That’s the thing though.

I see the swanky 20 reg cars parked up near me and think “ooh, that’s got to smart”.

You dropped 40 grand on that thing, and then you couldn’t leave the house for months on end.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

“Kraft Durch Schadenfreude”

[Tons_of_fun]

I’m actually fairly glad the new car didn’t arrive until June. If it had made it before lockdown, I’d probably have gone to prison after ‘seeing what it could do.’