Empty roads would have been too tempting for you!
I’m honest enough to know my own failings. My many, many failings.
One for @A_Touch_of_Cloth, I do trow.
2 Likes
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all die.
They all arrive at heaven wanting to enter the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Mary, have you ever had any contact with a penis?
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.
St. Peter says, “Well, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question - "Theresa have you ever had any contact with a penis?
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”
St. Peter says, “Then dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, “Denise! What seems to be the rush?”
The girl replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle with that Holy Water, I want to do it before Claire sticks her arsehole in it”…
14 Likes
5 Likes
A single meme to offend every group…
2 Likes
Cue mass raccoon shootings in that thar murca
On the plus side, more Davey Crockett hats for everyone
1 Like
Just came third in the arthritis charity run despite being up-against some very stiff competition.
13 Likes
5 Likes
vacuum packed and barcoded - OCD serial killer right there
1 Like
Is that the kind of food standards that The Donald wants to peddle us later in the year?
He’d call them chlorinated fish fingers
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled? one tv outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
It’s on Paperview!
5 Likes