Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[Adpully]

Sperm count would even count as passable to good in Norfolk.

[mickbald]

If I can be of further help, just ask …

[anon14766838]

tell em about the beaker by the bedside

[Rob998]

No, I’m in enough trouble.

[johnny_s]

Just back from the Doctors with the wife following an appointment for her tourettes, good news, she hasn’t got tourettes.
Apparently I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.

[B2T]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

[Pilgrim]

Enquired about a shed on gumtree earlier today -

[Nick_Dartmoor]

Possibly I need that shed.

[chelseadave]

[chelseadave]

[chelseadave]

[2a3]

[Jim]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Valvebloke]

Random shit + bad planning that the simple-minded ascribe to an invisible sky-fairy who is supposed to love them. The way a parent loves a child.

VB

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

#Essentials

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[mickbald]

Fucking hell, you know you’re getting old when Dennis the Menace and Gnasher are grown up.