Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

2a3 · 31 July 2020 21:23

You crease me up.
Fortunately that channel has since folded.

anon14766838 · 1 August 2020 07:48

yes they got reamed in the crash of 2008

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 2 August 2020 01:24

hermit · 2 August 2020 13:26

chelseadave · 2 August 2020 13:57

Enjoy Rangers victory

hermit · 2 August 2020 15:41

I enjoyed Arsenal’s victory.

chelseadave · 2 August 2020 18:34

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 2 August 2020 19:49

I could use that every day in the “Today I have mainly been” thread.

hermit · 2 August 2020 22:16

chelseadave · 3 August 2020 04:43

chelseadave · 3 August 2020 09:36

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murrayjohnson · 3 August 2020 10:01

Q/ Why did Sean Connery adopt a cat?
A/ Teaching his dog to sit was too messy

chelseadave · 3 August 2020 10:25

B2T · 4 August 2020 00:47

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 4 August 2020 01:54

My new shroom-mate:

Possibly the wrong thread for this…

murrayjohnson · 4 August 2020 06:52

No 'shrooms required

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 4 August 2020 09:07

Ziggy’s latest?

Quite restrained for him…

mickbald · 4 August 2020 18:25

Rob998 · 4 August 2020 18:37

Just shown that to the couple we’re on holiday with, they didn’t get it ( ) so i explained (like that episode of car share) and it did not go down well, so I’m also in the shit with Claire for offending them. Cheers Mick, you cunt.

Kevin · 4 August 2020 18:39

Not everyone has been ‘educated’ by this forum

(Or for advanced perversions Mumsnet is probably a better reference)