Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

malbec · 18 August 2020 11:03

… and breathe…

Jim · 18 August 2020 14:31

omsoc · 18 August 2020 14:44

Jim · 19 August 2020 09:51

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 19 August 2020 09:54

Separated at birth

anon14766838 · 19 August 2020 11:16

pbg · 19 August 2020 11:49

If he’s 2’6 and can breath through his ears he’ll never be lonely

edd9000 · 19 August 2020 12:34

htm_1968 · 19 August 2020 22:27

J_B · 20 August 2020 08:18

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 20 August 2020 08:20

def

Jim · 20 August 2020 08:25

Cunt

anon14766838 · 20 August 2020 08:33

they got that wrong unless the PM was dismembered of course…he’d need one of those yank dumpster sized fridges for that bulk

htm_1968 · 20 August 2020 08:41

A woodchipper and lots and lots and lots of tupperware makes for an easy and convenient fridge-based PM storage solution. I’m all for deploying it immediately in case he goes off in this warm weather.

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 20 August 2020 08:46

Dunno what you’re all complaining about - at least JB is BANG-ON the fucking zeitgeist*

*No, that is not a brand of fridge

J_B · 20 August 2020 09:06

Haven’t you got holes to dig?

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 20 August 2020 13:25

Holes to fill.

Fnarrr!

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 20 August 2020 13:36

More Tales of Bob The Floater:

chelseadave · 20 August 2020 15:52

spacehopper · 20 August 2020 22:23

Channelling the amazing @SlenderSherbet if you take a video of bat's and turn it upside down, it ends up looking like a goth nightclub, c/o reddit. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face tonight lovely twitterati pic.twitter.com/PpWHi2LZvA
— Joseph Swan (@JosephSwanTwo) August 20, 2020

This made me laugh