Can you imagine how much eBay’s revenue would go down if computers were fitted with breathalysers ?
Yeah, but I would save a fortune 
I’m pissed as a fart, well there 's little else to be at the moment,. SWMBO has said " don’t you dare " I don’t know whether to take that as a challenge or a foolhardy " I’ll show her". A Great Western carriage would look good in the garden.
We will await the result with interest 
Not a fucking pullman to be had, will have to get pissed again !!!, but there is a nice LMS
Considering you live next to an old railway, I think you have a civic duty to have a steam locomotive in your garden.
http://www.gwrpg.co.uk/2011/08/for-sale-collett-class-2884-gwr-heavy-goods-locomotive/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wBHYsSHIDs&feature=youtu.be
I wholeheartedly agree and if it wasn’t for the lustful surge of youth (ish) I may well have one of the buggers now. All I have is a Wrenn model of Mallard and Devises Castle to temper my desires. Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
But alcohol, now that is entirely different, did I mention I’m pissed. I’ll pay for this if Jennifer reads it.
I am not showing KettleJnr1 that, given that he suggested we sell MrsKettle’s car to buy an engine like Fiery Fox in the Peter’s Railway books.
There used to be a house on the corner of Dundalk Rd & Hale Rd, It backed on to the embankment, but on the opposite side to you, that had all manner of railway paraphernalia in the back garden signals and stuff like that. Does it still?
The boy has taste, all daddy needs is sufficient alcohol to fulfill his dreams. 
No, but at the bottom of Dundalk on the roundabout there is one with a Wagon and Horses pub sign, telephone box and gas lantern.
The escalation for season 2 is easy… Grayling time. After that???
