Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

I actually laughed.

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Even Dave was only a glint in his father’s eye when that joke was due for retirement!

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My wife asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl . . . didn’t even know he played cricket

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Nice to see @A_Touch_of_Cloth has managed to get some use out of got his Wedding and parties bucket. The lighting in that photo is odd though, he has lost his ginge tinge…

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For that matter, where is the plumbing plum? He is MIA for a while. Don’t tell me he is working… :joy:

Can’t be on holiday either…

Found him in the middle of a reunion photo…

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Skin not nearly pale enough…

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:rofl: :rofl:

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BREAKING NEWS: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.

Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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FFS ! Necrotising humouritis alert.

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Stuffing Xmas Crackers :+1: