Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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Found a new website dean?

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Timely (:smirk:) one from Viz. I’ve been knackered all day…

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Sorted. :+1:

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And from north of the US border:

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Haha…we have that problem. If anything is grilled with the kitchen door open, the smoke alarm goes off and the cat shits himself… :joy:

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Cool story Bro :thinking:

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In the same vein as who ate the first egg, who decided milk from cows was a good idea, and so on…

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I’ve always found asking that question to be a bit bizarre tbh. Humans have breast fed for thousands of years, and it really isn’t much of a stretch after you’ve watched a calf doing the same thing with its mother.

Bet the first time they milked a bull it was a bit tense mind.

As much as I love them, who thought a slimy, grey, snotty looking thing, in a shell which when opening risks the loss of several fingers, was going to be a delicacy ?
Or a white/brown thing falling out of a chicken’s arse would be a great thing to eat.

Food can be fucking weird.

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RAF Luton explain how it was dun -

Fucking “HMS Sinky”… :joy:

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