What shall we do with the drunken sailor.?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor.?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor.?
Early in the morning…
Don’t let him drive the big container…
Don’t let him drive the big container…
Don’t let him drive the big container…
Early in the morning…!
That nearly cost me my sandwich 
*You’re
FFS- it’s not tit’s it’s tits.
That took 13 (thirteen!) hours to be picked up…all the pedants must be on their day off.
Indeed, we must send forth messengers to other forums in search of new pedants.
To beat the 13 hours I was thinking of leaving penguin’s until tomorrow morning. But what the hell …
VB
Multisensory experience for you Graeme, landfill funnies and a dose of grammar Stasi practice.
fora
It can be either.
Fora and forums are plurals of forum . The former conforms to the original Latin, which some people prefer, while others like the Anglicized form. Neither is right or wrong, and choosing between them is mostly a matter of preference. Be aware, however, that forums is by far the more common form in most types of writing throughout the English-speaking world. Fora still has the edge in scientific and scholarly contexts, though. This is not surprising, as Latin forms are typically more common in these types of writing. Outside these contexts, fora can be distracting and even confusing to readers who are used to seeing the English word.
Ta ! The cheque’s in the post. (A true pedant would point out that it’s orthography, not strictly grammar 
.)
VB
Orthography refers to the study of letters and how they are used to express sounds and form words. The ’ in “penguin’s” is grammar as is the absence of a ’ in tits.
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