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Someone paid for the big upgrade on Ryan air there - pretzels AND a drink 
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 5 it would be a chicken hatchback.
Dear, oh dear, oh dear, that must surely be a ban hammer offence.
This is why we cannot have nice things 
This morning I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for it.
Got a guy just started at work. Nothing new in that - the leadership team are upsetting people at a quite alarming rate.
This chap though - his name is Wayne Bruce.
Sadly, when I said “My old nemesis, ManBat” no-one even blinked.
I’m wasted here.
You ae obviously not a joker
Brexit in a nutshell there. Even the unicorns in the sunlit uplands are reamed.
FTFY
That’s how I got through my last few years of salaried employment, too.
Cheers! 
Camoron will be along soon for a sexy pig like that