TBF he does look like he’s worn the same suit for the last 10 years.
Always thought he looked like Sir Les Patterson on a bad day
That suit won’t be quite as well-worn and baggy about the seams as the new Mrs Johnson by the time old Boris has finished with her.
I think she’s pretty much there already
Is it OK for a party donor to cough up for the maintainance payments?
I presume a donor is now being lined up to pay all expenses associated with the PM’s mistress since the position (ahem) became vacant yesterday.
Anyhoooo:
Mike Cooley, guitarist for the Drive By Truckers tells a story that he was once asked to play banjo on a couple of tracks on someone else’s album.
So he put his banjo in his station wagon and set of for the recording studio.
He was early so stopped at a truck stop for breakfast. He ate and was on his second cup of coffee when he realised he had left the station wagon unlocked and his banjo was plainly visible…
He hurriedly finished his coffee and rushed back to his station wagon fearing the worst.
Unfortunately his worst fears had come true, there were now two banjos in the station wagon.
Full Drum kits have the same hazards.
Fuck off 
Would have been superb trolling if that pic had been at Oxford Circus 
Ha ! I remember that campaign. We were running a pub at the time and stocked Steinies. I developed a taste for them and, as I’ve never had an overinflated sense of National pride, no fucks were given.
Jim can only dream of posting a joke as shit as that.
