Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

I’ve ordered some German
food for home delivery.

The sauerkraut has arrived,
but the Wurst has yet to come…

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Holy crap ! Do you want more time out :unamused:

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While Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson tried to take Angela Merkel as an example, the became the Wurst Prime Minister.

At least no foo cables.

DJ Darwin

DJ Server Admin

DJ Again

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DJ BOFH

DJ Silver Litz.

DJ Double Socket

DJa Vu

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DJ Uzez Coco-San Kit

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Cow farts come from the dairy air.

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Oh cowmon. That’s shit

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I fear this pun will be milked for all its worth…

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It’s enough to put me in a moo-d.

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Yes, it reminds me I can’t stand being around lower-leg amputees…

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I’m lack-toes intolerant.

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