Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

You all deserve a pat on the back for those puns :roll_eyes:

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I’ve herd that one beefore

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Cattle do now. No more please

What a load of bullshit, I suppose if it’s friesian we should put a jersey on.

(warn me before you ban me Terry :grinning:)

What’s your beef ?

What a load of udder crap.

How cud you say such a thing.

Man ure really scrapping the bottom of the barrel now

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That is funny. Please cease and desist with the off topic posts.

:angry:

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I claim herd immunity :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :neutral_face:

Ah good, I was worried this thread might stall…

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Don’t worry I’ll steer it in the right direction.

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I knew I could rely on you to take the bull by the horns, Jim :ox:

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FXT

The mods will heifer fit if this keeps going.

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Veal all be saying that soon

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That was a good one. The steaks have been raised…

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Thought of it on the hoof…

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