Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

My father in law has one that says ‘Oh no, not you again!’ :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Christmas present from my daughter

I’ve just started a new job researching bestiality.

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If anyone wants me, I’ll be in the lab.

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It’s a mere five minutes walk from my house to my local.

Yet it’s a thirty-five minute walk from my local back to my house.

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The difference is staggering.

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This is a place for jokes, not reality…

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The Today I Have Mainly Been thread is that-a-way :point_right:

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If you have a cat, you know.

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Fucking hell

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Morning Graham :smiley:

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