Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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Reminds me of a joke which went around in the mid 80s:
Q: Why do you wrap hamsters in sellotape ?
A: So they don’t split.

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The one’s with the taller hat is they showing off or a penis substitute?

:flushed:

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Just got my first role in a porn movie!

I’m the husband who goes to work…

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When a bot is asked to do an obituary;

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I want a bot to do my obit. So much better than the shit my ‘loved ones’ could ever come up with.

I’m happy to settle for not dead. Once dead…

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