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I don’t get it, how’s that Yorkshire?
He shoots, he scores 
There’s only one “e” in “Mugabe”.
Didn’t he die the same month as Richard Dunn?
Anyone ever see them both in the same room?
Eh?
#makesyerthinkdunnit
I see what you did there…
Yeah…so go shoot the meme creator…
sounds like a typical night out in Barnsley
I get all my news and current affairs from the staff in the health food shop.
They always have their fingers on the pulse.
Here all week etc.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. But then it hit me.
You think that is bad…try this then:
The other night I came home from the pub absolutely wankered and went Internet shopping.
Imagine my surprise when a settee was delivered to my house on Tuesday morning.
It was only then that I realised my mistake.
In my drunken dyslexic state I had inadvertently ordered a lazyboy instead of a ladyboy… How me and the wife laughed.
I still shagged it though…
Lacks credibilty. You are not @Penance 
This is true. 
