You need help, all of you.
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People say the man who sold me invisible hearing aids is a conman, but I won’t hear a bad word about him…
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An engineer dies and goes to hell.
Dissatisfied with the comfort and facilities, he starts designing improvements, and soon hell has flush toilets, hot and cold running water, escalators and air conditioning. The engineer is very popular.
God rings down and asks Satan “So, how’re tings?”
Satan responds “Great! An engineer is making all sorts of improvements. We’ve got some wonderful upgrades to the environment you left.”
God is aghast. “An engineer? All engineers go to heaven! Send him up here!”
“No way”, says Satan. “I like having him on staff.”
“Send him up or I’ll sue” says God.
“Ha!” says Satan. “And where are you going to find a lawyer?”
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A lawyer told me a version of that joke 40 years ago.
(Although there were no Engineers involved, just Contract Law 
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So God’s Jamaican?
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Rasta surrounded by a cloud of smoke.
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God help us, not again …
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