They’re gonna have to rename themselves the sTory party, at least the party bit is accurate.
ftfy 
Keen on revisiting 2016 now. With hindsight seems idyllic compared to our infected times…
I hope everyone has had their borchestershire shot?
Santa’s Checkride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for sled’s enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.
“What’s that for?” asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”
The first image from the £10bn James Webb telescope has arrived.
Did they launch it from the QE carrier?
I don’t think we have enough elastic bands to fire that in to space.
b-b-b-but I thought we were world leading in space with Newquay Intergalactic and Unst Trans-Quasar. I’m sure that Boris once said so.