not real but funny anyway
Who knew stuff on the internet wasn’t true 
or this whole thread was full of crap
Ooofffft!
This is going to go down so well with Tube and train drivers
One place I worked had an all-Kiwi, mostly female test team.
Somehow the topic of tattoos came up in conversation, and one of them said that she had those tattoos at the base of her back (pools of something, I can’t remember) that were so common in the 90s.
“We call the tattoos angel’s wings. Do they have a name here?”
Cue an entire team of developers suddenly very interested in their shoes.
“Do they have a name?”
“Umm. Err. Slag tags?”
“Err, tramp stamps?”
The look on her face was priceless.
Two US Conspiracy Theorists die and as they stand before God waiting to be judged, God tells them that they may ask him one question they have always wanted to be answered, and he would answer it honestly and truthfully.
One of the conspiracy theorists steps forward and asks “Who REALLY really won the 2020 US presidential election?”
God replies “Biden won fair and square.”
The two men both look crestfallen. One of them leans over and whispers in the other’s ear… “Dude! This shit goes higher than we ever realized!!”
Known in our house as Arse Antlers
The spelling mistake makes it perfect 