Today’s Royal News:
It’s just been announced that due to all of the controversy concerning his relationship with Jeffery Epstein, Prince Andrew’s been forced to pull-out of Children-in-Need.
In further news, Police have just seized Prince Andrew’s diary, but apparently his last entry was nearly 15 years old.
Meanwhile in the US, McDonald’s have just released the McAndy Sandwich -
59 year old meat between 17 year old baps…
Sainsbury’s have just announced that Prince Andrew advent calendars are reduced to half price -
none of the flaps open after 17…
What’s the difference between greyhound racing and Prince Andrew?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.
Donald Trump is invited to a pool-party.
He shows-up with Jefferey Epstein and Prince Andrew.
The host remonstrates:
“You thick cunt Donny - I told you to bring a pair SPEEDOS!!!”.
