Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Sorry. I’m a bit tyred.

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Get a grip man !

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Better keep a low profile, or the mods will be after you

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Yes you’re treading on dangerous ground.

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He was under pressure to get it finished.

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These puns are all a bit flat

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The rim looks expensive - he must have blown out on that

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That is really quite bad.

I figured after @MGOwner’s earlier effort I would post something really shit.

Absolutely no offence intended, more a nod to stereotyping. Made me laugh though.

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You nailed it. Take the weekend off.

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So, what’s new?

Nothing in this desolate wasteland of a thread.

Credit: Brian Bilston

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I was watching Australian Master Chef and one contestestants meringue received a standing ovation and high praise from the judges.
It surprised me, they usually boo meringue over there.

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Meringue is always worth booing.

Unsurprisingly that joke keeps returning back no matter how much we try to throw it away.

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