Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[johnny_s]

That’s better than the original

[J_B]

Agreed

[2a3]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Sir_Franc]

[freefallrob]

@Rob998

[mickbald]

[malbec]

Welcome to TfL

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Valvebloke]

Shouldn’t she be saying

“Look Mr Johnson, I need to get back to your wife now. She’s already 7cm dilated.”

or

“Forget it Mr Johnson. The House of Lords ? You can’t even get me an OBE these days.”

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Sir_Franc]

Too often for my liking.

[htm_1968]

[Penance]

[Sir_Franc]

[Jim]

[2a3]

A Möbius strip walks into a bar, crying its heart out.

“What’s up?” says the barman.

“I don’t know!” said the Möbius strip. “Where do I begin…?”

[htm_1968]

[htm_1968]

Definitely not visiting this website:

[J_B]