Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[J_B]

[Sir_Franc]

[Professor_Chaos]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Sir_Franc]

[MrKettle]

[MJ2]

Based on those timings, Monster are creating their own vacancies to advertise

[2a3]

Is it coincidence?

If a French person says ‘happiness’ it sounds like they are saying ‘a penis’.
But the French word for happiness is ‘bonheur’, which when an English person pronounces it, sounds like ‘boner’.

[MGOwner]

[malbec]

Ryanair’s new fleet?

[MonitorGold10]

@malbec

Ryanair’s new fleet?

Nah… Too much legroom…

[octh]

Flushed with the success of their latest ad campaign

[malbec]

So true

[malbec]

Probably charge extra for the lid down

[MonitorGold10]

We shouldn’t put them on a pedestal…

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[spacehopper]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Saddened to read that the Dutchman who invented the World’s first inflatable shoes has popped his clogs…

[MGOwner]

[johnny_s]

Where not to eat.