Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Sometimes it’s almost worth having a facebook account -

from https://jimll.co.uk/

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One from the @Jim school of ‘zinger’…

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Fuck, I laughed at that.

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Are you alright mate? Do you need a hug?

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This should be just the thing for you @johnny_s

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Oh for fuck sakes! :joy::joy::joy:

I miss the days when that would have got a richly-deserved banhammering!

These things rest peacefully in a dead corner of the interwebs. They are doing fuckall harm.

Anywhere else mind……

The banhammer should be neither fair, nor reasonable!

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Troo dat

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Here is today’s effort:

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What happens to bad rainbows?
They go to prism,
But they get a light sentence.
So, they have time to reflect.

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The low point has not yet been achieved…

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FFS! What have we ever done to you?

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I believe this is called for.

48p left and there are miles to go before this thread gets as bad as the PFM joke thread, @Jim’s punnage notwithstanding…

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46p now…

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Just because your medicine has stopped your squits doesn’t mean that they need to be replicated here.

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