Sorry for the Twitter link - I don’t know how to snaffle the video.
Elite patter. Made me laugh.
https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1723453149657149474?t=pJtIOBcVsvIHS5jlWtpQPw&s=19
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Fuck, I love these 
Scroll up. We’ve had that at least twice before.
Have we had this one yet?
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Probably….
Yes, most definitely 
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You mean you actually scroll back up through the fetid wastelands of this thread?
Masochism at its finest - you’re a braver man than I.
My ego isn’t so fragile that I assume that I am the first to post something.
Don’t know how to take that, but crack on
Man Period, offer him some Lambrusco 
Chin-chin dahlinks!
The 50p is going to end up as an overdraft at this rate.
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Do you know the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle is?
Attire
Chris Rea and Dire Straits are coming out of retirement and joining up to form a super group.
Will be called diarrhoea.
Older parents are staying at their son’s house and stumble on viagra in the medicine cabinet. The Dad asks the son about it. Son says I don’t know Dad, it’s pretty powerful and costs about $10 a pill it might be too much for you. Dad says, maybe I’ll try one and pay you the $10. The next morning as they are heading home the Dad hands his son $110. The son says Dad, it’s only $10 a pill. Dad says I know, the hundred is from your Mom.
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